viernes, 11 de enero de 2008

Y yo que no me asustaba...


Pues las preguntas sexosas serán respondidas en breve, mientras continúen enviándolas, se va a poner bueno...

Ahora debo de relatar algo fuera de lo común y que me tiene muerta de risa, pues si mrs. marlboro sigue al ataque pero ahora resulta que ella ha por fin entrado a trabajar, y bueno eso qué tiene de raro? pues es que ella decidió entrar a un lugar sumamente bizarro, así que aquí viene la historia:

(si se parece a la realidad es pura coincidencia)

-Te tengo una super chamba- dijo el mr. fuckbuddie
- cuál?-contestó mrs. marlboro
- pues como me gusta esto de la swingeada abriré un bar pa que todos sean felices con sus parejas, o bueno sin ellas, quieres administrarla??
- aammmm, mmm aammm, esteeee, yo???
- pues quién mejor que tú, confío en ti, y pues igual podemos divertirnos.
- mmm bueno...pues va


.........y ahora mrs. marlboro me invitó a conocer el lugar,
mañana quiero ir, y espero no estar tan asustada como para publicar lo que ahí veré....
así que esperen con impaciencia el post de

"LA VISITA AL CLUB SWINGER"



29 comentarios:

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Anónimo dijo...

Hace 4 años de visita a Ixtapa con 3 amigos en viaje de desmadre, coincidio con un grupo de swingers, 2 de mis compas eran suizos, eso nos ayudo a entrar al Carlos & Ch. y al Mr Frogs (puertas cerradas), las mujeres buenisimas desnudas en la alberca, otras enseñando sus ¨piercings¨ en el clitoris en la pista de baile. Nosotros andavamos como con juguete nuevo. Ellos sabian que eramos colados, los unicos, sin embargo nos dejaron hacer algunas travesuras. Cuando yo entre no sabia que era una fiesta de swinger, simplemente nos dejaron entrar y adentro estaba ya a medias el desmadre. Yo me fui a la pista de baile y observe a una mujer muy rica, mojada entre sus piernas que bailaba muy sensualmente, yo no le quitaba los ojos de la entrepierna, de pronto me di cuenta que algo le brillaba, nosotros veniamos de Taxco, mi curiosidad no fue precisamente por ver que tipo de joya presumia alla abajo, sino porque nunca habia visto en vivo un piercing en el clitoris. Cuando ella vio nuestra cara de sorpresa nos lo enseño mas y mas. Estabamos cada vez mas entusiasmados, yo empece a bailar con ella y observe que miraba a un hombre que no bailaba, le pregunte quien era, mi marido, jijijijiji, ella seguia moviendose tremendamente, me embarraba las nalguitas en mi parte, eso hizo que le perdiera la verguenza y empece a jugar con su piercing. Mis amigos observaban impresionados, el esposo empezo a tomarnos fotos. Los demas gabachos tambien. Nosotros bailabamos y yo solo jugueteaba con su arracada, ella feliz,y su marido con una sonrisa grandisima. De pronto el del tour les aviso que tenian que ir a otro antro, el marido me dio un beso en la mejilla y me dijo THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Se subieron al camion y nosotros a nuestra nave y atras de ellos al otro antro, jajajajjaa.
Estuvo divertido, hicimos muchas cosas mas esa noche, ya andabamos bien hasta la madre. Uffff, a la fecha platicamos todos esa noche como algo muy loco, nunca lo esperamos.
Creo que todos ellos presentan examenes muy rigurosos, en Mexico, la neta no me animaria a entrar a uno de esos grupos, AHI SE VA, NO PASA NADA, TE VES BIEN SANOTE, VIVA MEXICO CABRONES.....................

LicCARPILAGO dijo...

espero ansioso el siguiente post.!!!

Sandra Becerril dijo...

Cielos!!!! Si está bueno, luego me llevas? jajaBesos y excelente semana!

briones dijo...

jajajaja pues ojala te toque algo bueno

Y que te diviertAS Jojo


saludos

p.d. luego me invitas

Jana dijo...

esperaremos con paciencia esas historias ajaja
saluditos

Gaby dijo...

y nos cuantas con lujo de detalles! sale?

Anónimo dijo...

Primera vez por tu blog, me gusto mucho y seguire pasando!

Anónimo dijo...

¿¿ Y ?? !!!!

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Luna Lunita dijo...

AH!! miss Pinky creo que yo peco de mensa...apoco eso existe...jojo??
Bueno entonces vendre a leer que pasa con tu nuevo trabajo...
Tendre que ver mas E!

Anónimo dijo...

otra vez me conecte solo para ver que sucedio ayer.......

;)

Lata dijo...

Qué fuerte, mana... ya nos contarás.

Ra. dijo...

y el capitulo de LAs MCG !!!!!! ON TA !!! HOY ES DOMINGO!!!!!!!

Kevino dijo...

Hay cabron, no mames. Eso si supera mis expectativas... ahorita, el día de mañana no se que vaya a pasar. Igual y me animo jejeje.
La verdad es que soy un poco recatado en ese sentido, no soportaría ver a "mi aquellín" con alguien más.

Anónimo dijo...

snif snif, nada de lo del club de swingers, ah!!! ya se!, lo comento usted para subir el raiting, felicidades, no solo es una excelente conductora de su blogg, sino tambien una mercadologa de ligas mayores.
:(

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un cuate me dijo una ves que lo habian invitaod a una fiesta swinger que consiguiera dos viejas pa llevar y que nos lansabamos le dije cabron si tubiera esa clase de amistades no me pasaria hasta 6 meses sin ningun otro consuelo que la manuela ocacional

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